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You Know You’re in Alabama When...
If you ask someone for a 'coke,' they will often ask you, 'What kind?'
This is not a trick question. Tell them what you want: Sprite, Dr.
Pepper, Root Beer, etc., it is all 'coke'.
All tea is sweet. If it's not sweet, you are in a Chinese restaurant or
have crossed the Mason-Dixon Line .
Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 of them live in
Alabama .
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Alabama , plus a
couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.
People actually grow and eat okra.
'Fixinto' is one word.
There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when
you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
Backwards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.
DJeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
is.
You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
You measure distance in minutes.
You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
grain, insect or animal.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car.
There are only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one
page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.
We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time.
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no stinking driver's ed... if our mama says we can drive,
we can drive.
If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from
Alabama (and those who just wish they were).
EVERYONE can't be a Alabamian; it takes talent.
You might say it's an art form or a gift from God!
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